"A Gallery of Brilliant Quotes"

 B: (On racism): The reason you shouldn't call him a cracker is because he IS a cracker.

  B: (After lecturing the World Civ. Honors class about non-participation.)  I'm already half in the grave; *you* have time to spare; I don't, so please!  [singing They Might Be Giants Song:] 'The day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner, and now it's even sooner, and now it's even sooner still.'  Now, let's move on to Nirvana.

 Found on one of my own answer keys:  Q: What was the principal food for medieval serfs?   A: serfs

 B: "Don't worry, James, I'll still like you, even if you are a closet Republican."

 B: (On Mid-Eastern Pop Music)     "It's annoying and Middle-Eastern, which in many Americans' minds is synonymous."

 B: (On subversive activities)  "None of that 'Mr. Borneman told me to.'  I'll swear you off so fast you won't know what's happening."