"A Gallery of Brilliant
Quotes"
Out of the Mouths of
Babes...
B: If you are a relativist and you are smoking and someone
asks you to stop, should you do it?
S: If someone is smoking and you ask them to turn it off -
I mean... If someone offers you a cigarette... Wait. What was
the question? (Youri Y.)
"Don't worry, it's just tape; it's not the sticky kind."
(David W.)
"Isn't milk cow pus?" (Erin B.)
"Is Ellen de Generes gay?" (Erin B.)
B: Uh-oh! This test has no name!
Dylan: Whose is it?
B: uh... no name...
B: There are simply certain words I do not want to hear in
class, directed at anyone. For example, there aren't any dogs in class, so
I don't expect I'll be hearing the word "bitch."
S: But what if you are talking about dogs, like: 'Mah bitch
just had babies.' uh... (Marco, the student, suddenly turns red and
gets very, very quiet, which makes the class laugh loudly at his embarrassment.)
Assignment: Write a sentence using the word "motto":
Response: My favorite motto would be: 'Inteligint is not
measure from toe to head, it's measure from head to sky.' (R.M.)
Student #1: Why is it so dark in here?
Student #2: Because there's no light!
In an ESL assignment, students were asked to describe
various animals and nationalities: "Them whites is dogs." and "I am
more nervous than German."
Lost student at the beginning of the year: "This ain't my
class!"
When asked to identify the nouns in a sentence, sophomore
honors student Wren S. confessed: "I don't know what a noun is!"
Andrew: I did good on this!
Julia: *Well*! Geez!
Andrew: [confused] Well?
B: Now pass in your Architecture tests.
Andrew: I did good on this one too!
B: You *done* good, Andrew.
B: The whole Michael Jackson thing is a ploy to get Americans'
minds off what? (referring to the slow hemorrhaging of lives in Iraq)
Stephan W.: Kobe! (Referring to the Kobe
Bryant rape accusation trial and knowing full well what
answer I was fishing for!)
Student in Mr. Casey's class, while discussing the
Odyssey [accidentally referencing the Sadie Hawkins' Dance]: Isn't there a
dance called Hades?
Conversation between Christy Marsden (selling candy)
and a student: Francisco: Can I borrow a
dollar?
Christy: No.....
Francisco: Can I borrow a candy?
Wise Words from (or
about) OHS
Staff
"I hope I die during a school in-service. That way the
transition between life and death won't be noticeable." - Maria Lobo,
teacher at OHS
"Water is cheaper to buy so its price is lower." (M.M.)
"Mr. Flint is non-negotiable." (David W. on Mr. Flint)
"Mr. Hilburn is a good teacher if you already know what
you're doing." (N.J.)
"Statistics is really based on statistics." (D.S.,
OHS Stats teacher)
"Thinking is not hard. You just have to do it."
(L. Hilburn)
"Males are driven by hormones. They'll even hump
logs." (K.F.)
"French is like math... just without the numbers." (D.
Youngermann)
Student: Could you explain what the World Trade
Organization is?
M.M.: The World Trade Organization is an organization that
regulates trade around the world.
M.M. "The difference between 40 and 40 is 40.
M.M. "Only use a calculator with numbers."
C. Conte: "The easiest ones are the hardest to get."
Student: Where should I sit?
MM: The desk with the dark blue chair.
(Editor's note: ALL the desks have dark blue chairs.)
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